reichenbackdatassup:

I can’t stop laughing

pleatedjeans:

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

thezenmafia:

or is that just every summer?

candid video of a bub shouting at me cat

larvalhex:

cory-doctorow:

cory-doctorow:

wow the big dogs/boston dynamics promo is weird as hell

this deserved way more notes u weiners

10 out of 10 would wear

captainoppai:

Shingeki no Kyojin OP dANCE COVER?? ?

i legitimately typed “yolo my ass” which roughly translates to ” the shotgun is right under my chin”

helppleaserespond:

turbo-pharaoh:

crowbby:

turbo-pharaoh:

my mom is watching Anaconda and I wam way too fueled by alcohol to handle her shit right npw

wanna watch eurovision this saturday and drink weed dude

I dont know uif im replying right but lets fucking smoke a beer and drink an eighth my man

can i get in? i’ll bring the needles

listen. we’re gonna fuck inject some shots right in our goddamn eyeballs. ever soak a tampon in martijuana? Yolo my ass